mpregbert: thebootywhisperer: mpregbert: A SPIDER JUST DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING AND PERCHED ITSELF ATOP MY HEAD this is the most eloquent statement of pure terror i’ve ever read THANK YOU
threepac: this is my blogging face
bei-fong-appreciation-blog: prestonhymas: Why do we not discuss clouds more? I mean look at that. That’s water. Flying water. FLYING FUCKING WATER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS WHAT IS THIS HOW IS THIS EVEN AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN GOD DAMN, WHAT
Falling is just like flying except there is a more permanent destination.– Jim Moriarty (via mem0irs)
marchingbandmadnesss: when your drill says you have to pass through the battery.