Do any of us, except in dreams, truly expect to be reunited with our hearts’...– Stephen King, The Dark Tower (via thepaisleyelf)
merchel: cocksfruit: sapphiccharmander: what if there’s a parallel universe where fictional characters are real and real people are fictional characters and your favorite character runs a blog and writes fanfiction about you
striife: I hate when I actually look good but I have no one to impress
actuallybatman: 4:30 am bloggers are like 9999% more fun than 4:30 pm bloggers
thelegendofzelda: if you give me $200,000 i will give you my url
Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
insoorokie: So we made tumblrs
african-fairy: theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder
toiletfetus: i am the air in the chip bag of life
previouslysane: i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
its so nice being back on tumblr. i missed all you guys!
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
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person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
alwaysanoriginal: bl-ind: do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking yes because they’re thinking it’s annoying
meandthemadman: actuallybatman: Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window so hard he turns into Captain America
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: smauug: If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember that Sherlock had John walk across the room to get his phone out of the jacket he was wearing. And if you ever think you’re a pushover, just remember that John actually did it.
i don’t just sing in the shower i perform