August 2012
what i accomplished this summer:
1 tag
i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog
and then just go ‘nOPE’
and exit the fuck out of that tab
4 tags
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
noboyfriendjust:
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
peanutbummer:
I made a Censor Fenris for my ask blog, but I thought I would share him with you guys
Simply copy and paste on to whatever needs censoring.
Example:
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
2 tags
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
this was not how i was expecting to spend my teenage years
8 tags
tltty:
i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of saying ‘you’re...
randombetrayals asked: You hate Anders.
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
4 tags
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
July 2012
If ever there is a zombie outbreak
chaystar:
Everyone I know are probably going to be like: But i’ll just be like:
henthailand:
do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.
2 tags
True/False game. Make an assumption in my ask and...
styleswhore:
willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million
i’m eighteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
iamnerdtastic:
That feeling of pure dread when you accidentally send ;) instead of :)
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
4 tags
