what i accomplished this summer:
i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog and then just go ‘nOPE’ and exit the fuck out of that tab
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
peanutbummer: I made a Censor Fenris for my ask blog, but I thought I would share him with you guys Simply copy and paste on to whatever needs censoring. Example:
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
this was not how i was expecting to spend my teenage years
tltty: i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of saying ‘you’re...
randombetrayals asked: You hate Anders.
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
If ever there is a zombie outbreak
chaystar: Everyone I know are probably going to be like: But i’ll just be like:
henthailand: do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.
True/False game. Make an assumption in my ask and...
styleswhore: willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million i’m eighteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
iamnerdtastic: That feeling of pure dread when you accidentally send ;) instead of :)
conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal