Now you’re looking for the secret. But you won’t find it because of course,...– Cutter (via damien361)
Guys…. I just discovered an entire Jarlaxle fandom. And an Artemis Entreri one. I think ima cry of happiness.
There is no one in all the world, I believe, more crafty and more ingenious than...– Drizzt Do’Urden: (via thedandydrow)
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
joewalkerisavilf: tehribbit: sweetscottishcherub: i just really like it when men push their sleeves up or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows i mean i really like it really holy yessssss
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
Fire is Catching: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
makunahatata: tooshaknowsbest: roselalonde: thiefofbutts: theriverblues: andicarusfell: shimmz: gravityisforsuckers: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THKBNFJS THLAY DG. holy shit … H CK BN FX JMS V H LAZ DG Why wont it type all the letters :(
princess-moriarty: -kunis: do you ever get so overprotective over a character/celebrity that when another person says that she/he is not that great you just want to punch that person in the face and make her eat your socks because i do i feel the same way when someone outside of tumblr fangirls over them (besides a few people) I’m just like oH HELL NAW. i do the same for fandoms…
doctor-who-companion: joining a fandom
SINGLE AND SEXY
….okay, maybe just the single part.
There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his...– Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street (via crazyforeternity)